Most Annoying Couple Goes To.......

John and Kate!...(plus 8) They are always trying to get attention and if I have to hear one more thing about if they are staying together or not I will have to shoot somebody. And they only do the show because they make from $50,000-$100,000 per episode! Her hair is very annoying, as well! Do you agree?

Big Announcements!

I have forgiven our fellow reader Johnny P. for his comments. He was just trying to create a little buzz, is all. But, we have talked about it and since he brings a smile to our faces every day and I know that he lives for BPW, I have given him a second chance. In addition, we have a new request! Julie wrote in to BPW with a fan request and I feel that it could go very far. Here's what she wrote:

"Hey BPW, I have an idea for some new posts. How about dishing on CELEBRITY COUPLES? The possibilities are ENDLESS....best looking....most annoying....biggest egos...."

What a FAB idea, Julie! That idea was so good, I'm deciding how to arrange it on BPW right now! Just wait a little longer and your request will be taken into action!

LOOK AT THAT NECKLACE!

ANNOUNCEMENT

I would like to inform everybody on this blog that us girls have recently been called catty ho's by our so called "friend," Johnny P. He says that we shouldn't applaud someone like Joan Rivers. Johnny P. never acted like this before and used to love my wonderful posts. Well Johnny P., if you have a problem with my ideas, then you can sign off your computer right now and shove your comments up your ass!

Designs By Joan Rivers!

JOAN RIVERS HAS WONDERFUL JEWELRY!! MORE POSTS ON JOAN RIVERS LATER TODAY!!

JOAN RIVERS IS BEE-U-TEE-FULL!

Joan Rivers and Her Beautiful New Fashions

Joan Rivers' new accessories are selling out everywhere! And how charming is that smile of hers? Not only are her designs wonderful, but the things that she wears are just as fabulous! I will be posting a large variety of pictures of her tomorrow, along with some of her designs and accessories. Let me know what you think of her! And comment lots on the upcomming posts!

I AM SO SORRY

I am so sorry that I have not been on BPW for so long. I lost and or forgot my password to the blog! I assure you that it will go back to normal very soon.

FASHION POLICE!

Whoa-those are some wacky outfits!!

Who Wore It Best?

Ashley Tisdale VS. Nicky Hilton

Confessions!

Here are the best and funniest confessions of the ones that I recieved this weekend!!

"One time I farted in the quiet room. I was so embarrassed."
-Katie, 13

"My friend and I were at a local bar and we saw some really attractive guys that we wanted to talk to. We were looking pretty good that day, so we walked right over to them. I had to run to the bathroom quickly before I talked to them, and when I went back there was already a drink sitting on the bar for me. All of the cute guys were staring at me and smiling. I was in heaven, until my friend pulled me to the side and took the toilet-seet paper cover off the back of my jean skirt."
-Kara, 19

"I was in Disney World with my family at the Contemporary hotel. We went down to the pool and there was a water slide that looked like a rip-roarin' time. I was wearing a two-piece bathing suit that I just bought for the trip. I came down the slide and right when i got to the bottom my bikini top flew up, and everybody saw my boobs."
-Jamie, 43

New!! Please Read!!!

Sorry for the delay on posts, I am currently getting back on track with this FAB blog!!



Okay, to make up for not keeping up with this blog a few days, we here at BPW are setting up a new daily event!! Many people write in to BPW and confess their most embarrassing moments, hoping for them to appear in am issue of Booty Pop Weekly. Well, because I now have this blog, I can include twice as many confessions. I already have tomorrow's confessions done, but if you want to enter for the next day then just call my house, cell phone, or my Momma's cell phone number and have a little chat with me about it. However, one of my co-workers or employees may answer the phone and you might not get a chance to talk to me, but they will take down your entry. Only two can be posted at once, so one of you will be very disappointed! And if you happen to run into me soon, just slip me a piece of paper with your confession on it! and they better be good!

Jules' SCANDELOUS Idea!

Sorry for the late post everyone, I've been preoccupied with some minor injuries. Anyway, as promised, I have Jules' article!!!

In May, 2009, Paris Hilton was spotted at a black tie event for her close friend. She flashed her bra and boobs earlier without noticing, and then later sat down in a chair at the event and showed her crotch/undies the whole time and she didn't even know it! I don't understand how celebs can sit there half naked and not even notice! How SCANDELOUS!!!

Wardrobe Malfunctions-Oops!!

TARA REID AND LINDSAY LOHAN

How Could She Not Know That?

And the contest winner is.......

Jules! Sorry to the rest, I had a VERY tough time deciding between Miley Cyrus making fun of asians, Paris Hilton flashing her crotch, and Britney Spears showing her ass in her car. You had great entries, and they were all SCANDELOUS!

Jules' pic will be up by tomorrow night with an article as promised!!